Author: peoplesbrain

This blog has merged with the RayneofLyte888 Youtube***

This blog has merged with the RayneofLyte888 Youtube***

Greetings everyone!

I just wanted to make a very important announcement for all of the loyal followers here on the ‘PeoplesBrain’ blog that this blog will be merging with my Rayneoflyte888 channel on Youtube. The Rayneoflyte888 Youtube channel has soared in popularity within the last few months and I am proud to say that the audience is growing larger and larger at quite an alarming rate!

The content on the Youtube channel consists of a crossover of AudioBook narrations (both biblical and non-biblical), Book Recommendations, Conspiracy Theory videos, videos on Health, Careers, Psychology, etc. I will be posting all content already uploaded on Youtube here on the blog and linking all future content with the channel through each blog post. My goal is to create a hub for all the viewers to not only watch the videos, but also have a website that they can come back to for reading purposes on all content and to feel part of a community.

 

Thank-you for understanding everyone…I am excited for what is to come!

 

-Rayneoflyte888

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Uber & Lyft Shutdown in Austin, TX after Proposition 1 Defeat

Uber & Lyft Shutdown in Austin, TX after Proposition 1 Defeat

What a (somewhat) sad day for Austinites…

Prop 1 fails, marking defeat for Uber and Lyft in Austin

And this is coming from a fellow Austinite. Crazy thing is, I had a friend who just recently quit his job to do Uber full-time because he had so much faith in the opportunity and his average take home pay was $500 that he received for just ONE weekend! All this political, anti-Uber shenanigans is what I call, a bad case of government intervention.

 

Uber is a service that prompts new users to create an account via the website or the phone application to become an Uber Partner once approved by meeting certain requirements. After approval, Uber-Partners were given the ability to drive within the city to begin the commuting service for Uber-Consumers and get paid for their efforts. I feel like this was a great stepping stone opportunity for citizens in different regions to make extra money, or to even use it as a full-time replacement income.  I currently live in Austin, TX as I am originally from this city, and in the shadows of dissent; have seen many public occasions of Anti-Uber movements spawn in the city. From UT students holding up signs reading, “F*ck Uber” to disgruntled Taxi drivers expressing their frustrations.

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I feel like alot of people, regardless of age, see the business practices of these “ride sharing” companies as being no different than unregulated taxi services and want them to comply with reasonable/legitimate passenger  laws. In retrospect, maybe Uber-Partners felt like they weren’t getting properly compensated enough, and in unison- having to deal with the wear and tear on vehicles that they’d be dishing out financially for upkeep and maintenance. I’m sure there are totally different perspectives to this phenomena that Non Uber-Partners such as myself haven’t quite dissected.

In the article I posted above, it states that “earlier in the week Lyft said if the ordinance fails, they will also leave on Monday and will cease their operations at 5 a.m. ( KXAN)” which I found very unfortunate as it seems the ‘backup’ or ‘Plan B’ option to Uber has also backed out.

However, I have heard that Austin also has a third, alternative ride sharing option called GetMe. This is good news.* Hopefully that will give former Uber-Partners a bit of hope as another chance to continue on with such an opportunity. Either way, the City of Austin will continue to thrive and I can be almost certain that this isn’t the end of any future related opportunities.

 

-PeoplesBrain

9-5 Job v.s Pursuing your Dreams (Amazing Youtube Comment)

9-5 Job v.s Pursuing your Dreams (Amazing Youtube Comment)

Sadly, alot of us (especially the younger adult crowd) are suffering in fear and dismay of either pursuing our dreams, or sticking with the career that pays. I think the #1 reason why we suffer from this ‘Tug O’ War’ phase is because we fear that our passions, dreams and aspirations will not support us financially, due to the hard times that we are currently and have been facing. This ultimately leads to feelings of uneasiness, disdain and unmotivation. Deep down inside, we all wish we could just find a way to bridge our natural born talents to a financial tether that could support us without worrying about ‘paying our bills’ or running out of money. Ultimately, due to these negative emotions we feel like we are forced into  immersion of this monotonous lifestyle until something ‘pops up’ out of the blue. A draw of luck per say….a blessing from above- a shake of the ‘right’ hand. Whatever you want to call it.

When I have talks with people about this particular dilemma, I often tell them this. As I feel like this breaks this whole thing down much better and gives people a clearer understanding of the concept. There are 2 types of people in this world and every single human on this planet breaks down into one of these 2 categories.

People who live for stability and security. 

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And People who live for freedom and expression. 

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The people who live for stability and security are the ones who, even though they may possess multiple talents, already have it hardwired into their brains to pursue a lifestyle of stability and security. These are the ones who are so adamant and determined to earn that college degree and rack up whatever other forms of education they can accumulate over time. These are the ones who have no problem going to work day in and day out, because what’s important to them is the stable ‘paycheck’ and earned salary.  In retrospect, some of these individuals deep down inside constantly go through periods of doubt or boredom where they often feel like they are at the ‘wrong place’ and that there must be something better that provides more freedom. But because they have already conditioned and prepared themselves for such a career, they figured, “what’s the point of leaving now?” Not only that, but the more time that passes, the more it makes it harder for them to make the transition due to the subconscious commitment they have already placed themselves into.

And then you have the second type: The type that I myself fall under. The people who live for freedom and expression. These are the free-spirits, the ‘risk takers’ of the planet who instead prefer to hone in their natural talents and abilities and pursue a career that revolves around just that. They live in silence, but hope that one day the passions they share with others will make all the noise. They seek self-expression through art. They dread the monotonous, repetitive lifestyle. They prefer to have the ability to move around, travel and live life ‘on the fly’ rather than feeling stuck in one place for long periods of time. The problem with this is that it undoubtedly requires alot more creativity, drive and determination to even take the first few steps. The reason for that is because these types of people understand the reality. The REALITY that security and stability is harder to come by when you follow your dreams because making alot of money wasn’t even your concern in the first place. Thus, the concern in the first place was wondering how and when you’ll be able to make a living for yourself doing what you love.

But the truth about all this, is that life comes with no guarantees.

So those who prefer a lifestyle of stability and security, cannot assume that that stability and security will last forever because anything can happen at any given moment.

And those who prefer a lifestyle of freedom and expression, might one day expect the possibility that they may be placed in unfortunate circumstances that could shift their entire world overnight.

The point I’m trying to make is that no matter which one of these types you fall under, there are pros and cons to both. Risks and rewards for both. So what should we do about all this???

Interestingly enough, right before writing this post I just so happened to be ‘Googling’ about this topic to read up on forums and get a broader scope of the thoughts and ideas of others who analyze these exact points. And maybe this is a sign or some sort of divine intuition, but I came across a video on Youtube which involved a Ted-Talk about “Following Your Dreams”.

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And like all Youtube videos, within seconds of viewing; I immediately scroll down to see what others are talking about in the comments. And this is the comment that I found (below). No need for me to even continue on with this post in my own words as this comment has an extremely powerful message behind it and sums up everything I wanted to convey and more. Enjoy….

“My co-worker and I had a running bet. We both hated our jobs and each put up $500 to the first one to quit. I still text him every now and then and ask how the old job is treating him, same as always he would reply. I think every year that you don’t follow your passion, the thicker the career skin grows. Every year this skin grows thicker and thicker, encapsulating all your hopes, dreams and ambitions. Until one year, you just give in. You accept your position in the world and throw in the towel, you are an (_____) and that is what you will be until you retire. “Well, at least I’ll have my retirement years, that will be fun.” I hate to tell people to quit their job to follow their passions, but quit your jobs and follow your passions! The more people who do, the more people will get the needed encouragement to do the same. It’s not about luck, it’s about breaking through the fear. I have fear everyday, I don’t know if my new business venture will work out, but at least I’m going to give it a shot. I’d be more disappointed if I didn’t try at all vs failing. I listened to an audiobook “30 Lessons for Living” a few weeks before I quit. You need to read it. This guy interviewed 100s of elderly people and asked them what they would do differently. One of the questions was about a career change. “Spending 2000 hours a year at a job you hate is a waste of life,” is how one of them replied. The consensus of most was to just find something else, anything else. Don’t live in misery. ”

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Thankyou Jason Ray.

-PeoplesBrain

Want to escape the rat race? STOP CHASING THE CHEESE!

Want to escape the rat race? STOP CHASING THE CHEESE!

Seriously, I hear people all the time complain about how bad they want to escape the rat race. But they keep chasing the cheese and staying in the race. Why?

Because people are more focused on the image they can project to the outside world by accumulating prestigious, material possessions. Just go on any social media site and you’ll find people who seek the approval of others.The main-underlying problem is EGO. Ego has separated families, and ego has caused many people to lose sight of what’s REALLY important in life and what REALLY matters. Empathy and sympathy has been replaced with ego and pride.

Do you really feel like material possessions will present you with a better life? Let’s humble down and take a step back. You have to remember that everything good that happens in life first starts from within. Don’t let your ego be your downfall because I have witnessed it first-hand a number of times.

Is it bad to have material possessions? Definitely not. Everyone at some point in their lives would like to experience having nice things. But the problem arises once you allow these things to get to your head.

The worst feeling in life is being caught up in the matrix with no goal, dream or vision. This is what curates a slave. What good is it to wake up early everyday, and rush to work in rush hour traffic, working and slaving to help someone else accomplish their dreams?? You MUST have a GOAL, A DREAM, A VISION. Only then is it not so bad. Unless you have these 3 things, you are living the life of a robot. Sorry but it’s the truth.

Don’t be a victim of the matrix for the rest of your life.  Escape the rat race because the grass may not always be greener on the other side, but you’ll never know unless you take a peek over the fence and LOOK.  My dad always told me that life is divided up into 3 different paths. The path of Career, the path of talent, and the path of fun. 

The Path of Career– This is your main career path that you should strive to establish.  Whether this involves going to college or not, whether you learned it in a brick & mortar or are completely self taught. Whether it’s more technical, or more artsy. The Path of Career is your main source of income to provide you with a living and help you cover your finances. This can also be called “The Fallback”. When everything else fails, this is the fallback that you ‘land on’. The foundation to help get yourself back on your feet. This is your Plan A.

The Path of Talent– Everyone in this world is born with some kind of natural gift. EVERYONE….the only setback is that not everyone discovers this gift. If you already have a talent that you know you’re good at, this is what you probably spend part of  your free-time doing. When the career aspects have dwindled down for the day/week, you take time aside to focus on your passion. Which ultimately helps propel you through life as it brings you an abundance of joy and challenges. In some cases it may not provide you with money and that’s completely ok. Money doesn’t always have to be a factor with talents. However, if money is something that you look forward to as a result of such talents, it WILL come eventually. The trick is to not focus on it so much, and let the universe work it’s magic so that the money will present itself to you when you least expect it.

The Path of Fun- This is pretty much self-explanatory. Everyone has something that they enjoy doing strictly for the sole-purpose of ‘fun’. Whether it’s going to the movies, riding a bike, traveling, sky diving, whatever. FUN is very important in life as it keeps your dendrites tingling and reminds you that life doesn’t always have to be lived in black and white. Fun is where the ‘color’ shines. So have at it!

-PeoplesBrain

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“A Walk in the Woods”- Bone-Chilling Short Story!

“A Walk in the Woods”- Bone-Chilling Short Story!

A friend of mine emailed this short story to me titled “A Walk in the Woods” some years back and it has always stuck with me up until this very date. Unfortunately the first and last name of the author is unknown as it was posted online via anonymity under a username instead. At the time of receiving it, I saved it in my email archives and just recently stumbled upon it. I couldn’t help but share it here on the Peoplesbrain blog….

It’s one of the scariest, most bone-chilling  pieces of literature I’ve ever read. I believe this story to be written by an Indian author. At the end of the story it leaves you in a surrendered state of suspense and wonderment. Hopefully you catch my drift after reading it…. if you liked this story I will be posting more of these! Enjoy folks!

‘A Walk in the Woods’ by Sapansaxena

“A few minutes more, before the town begins”, she told herself as she kept walking in a hurry. As she crossed the trekking paths, she heard a faint rustle of leaves behind her back. She turned around and saw a guy at some distance walking on the path with a backpack on his bags. She felt he looked at her and started walking towards her. She turned back and continued walking towards her cottage. After what seemed to be a minute, she again turned around and saw that the man had closed the gap between them and was fast approaching her. She turned back and further increased her pace. She was almost running now as she heard rustle of dried leaves which she had crossed just a while back. The man had increased his speed too. As she crossed a shade towards her left, she jumped towards the shade and picked up a small dried wooden stick lying near the pile of leaves. As Sumit approached the shades, where he had seen the girl jump towards, he stopped near the shades and started walking towards them. All of a sudden, Roshni jumped out of nowhere and started beating Sumit with the stick.

“Hey! Wait!”, he exclaimed.

“What are you doing? “You were trying to follow me”, she said as she kept beating him with the stick.
“Calm down, first of all”, he said, smiling. “That joke of a stick is doing no damage except tiring you off.”

“Why were you following me?”, she asked.

“I saw you walking alone, and just thought of helping you out.”

“I dont need your help. I can manage on my own”, she said, half out of breath. “You go your own way, and I will go on my own….”

“Listen, I am walking towards the town where I have a stay, and so are you.. We can walk together, it would be a good company for both of us.” “I dont need your company”

“Alright!”, he said, defeated.

“You walk ahead of me, and I will walk behind you. That way we wont be together, and I wont have to worry about you.” “You dont have to worry about me. I can manage on my own.”, she said and crossed him to walk towards the town. He started walking behind her.

“You live here?”, he said.

“I dont think I need to answer that.”, she said and kept walking. “And besides I dont want to talk.”

“Hey! Whats the harm in a little chat while we walk towards the town. Saves us from getting bored.” She kept quiet and continued walking.

“What’s your name?”, he asked after a few moments.

She didnt reply. “I am Sumit and I live on the other side of this hill. I came here alone for a short trek.”.She still kept quiet. “Whats your name?”

“Roshni!”

“And what are you doing here alone in the woods?”, he asked while increasing his pace and coming next to Roshni.

“I often visit these woods. I come to write poems here.”

“Ohh! You are a poet! Great! You can tell me some of your poems and we will be near town in no time”, he said as she looked back.

“My poems are not for others. I write them for myself”, she said looking away from him as she kept walking.

“You gotta be kidding me. Whats the use of writing, when you dont show it to anyone.” She didnt reply and kept walking.

“Hmm! If you dont want to tell them, its your choice. Now lets walk faster towards the town, and then I can drop you to your cottage before it gets too late.”

“The weather is so romantic today!”, she said as he looked over the horizon at the strings of trees in vicinity.

“You know whats the best thing about Darjeeling?”, he said. “No matter what the season is, the woods are always beautiful.” “And is that the reason you travel daily all across the hill to enjoy the weather in the woods? ” “Of course, Not!”, he looked back at her.”The reason is you. And, that restuarant near your cottage. The Kadhi Chawal is a killer” She smiled back at him.

“Hey! Roshni”, he faced her and held her hands. “Why dont we get married?”

“Sumit, its only been a month since we met.”

“Yes, I understand that. But, it happens when it has to, and no one cares about how much time two people have spent together. Dont you love me?” Her face dropped all of a sudden and she appeared sad.

“I do love you, Sumit. But…”

“What is it?”, asked Sumit.

“There is something I need to tell you.”

“Tell me, then. Who is stopping you?”

“That you may no longer want to be with me, forget even proposing me to marry.”

“How stupid would that sound. There is nothing which would stop me from being with you.” She still appeared sad and didnt say anything.

“Fine! If you dont want to talk about it, we can talk later. Totally up to you.”

She smiled and looked away from him. “Hey! Remember we met in the same woods almost a month back”, he said, trying to cheer her up.

“Of course I do!”

“And you tried hitting me with that small stick”, he said as both of them laughed together.

“I thought you were stalking me!”

“Well, I was actually!”, he said.

“What?”, she said looking at him with raised brows.

“Nothing! Just kidding!”, he winked at her. She looked at him for some time then smiled back at him.

“So, what shall we talk about?”, he said looking at her. “The weather, the mountains. the lake, the trees. Why, how come you are short of stuff to talk to me?” “Alright, lets talk about…”, he said and paused for a moment, when all of a sudden reached towards her bag and pulled out a blue diary, “your poems”.

“No! Wait! Give it back to me!”, she almost shouted as she tried to get the diary back from him.”

“I dont think so! Today your poems may get their first reader!”, he said as he pulled back and got up on his feet.He started to fiddle with the pages, as she got up and made a leap towards him.

“Hey ! Hey! You wont be able to win this back from me unless I am done with all your poems”, he said and started running casually towards the bridge.

“Give it back to me!”, Roshni shouted almost complaining and ran towards the bridge as Sumit had almost crossed and reached on the other side.

“So, the title of the first poem here is ‘Walk in the woods’. How apt!”, he said as Roshni tried to pace up, when her left foot got stuck and she tripped over. As she fell, her right leg. jerked forward and her right leg’s caliper sprung a couple of feet ahead of her, as it slide and reached near Sumit. Sumit stood where he was with the blue diary in his hands as he looked towards the stranded caliper lying near him. He looked up and saw a scared Roshni crying with tears in her eyes. He kept the diary in his pocket, and walked slowly towards the caliper as he picked it up. He was still searching for words as he walked slowly towards Roshni.

“Is this what…”, he said, almost whispering, as words came out of his mouth in irregular intervals,”you didn’t tell”

“I was in love with him!”, she shouted and started sobbing loudly.”Could have done anything for him, but he humiliated me for my handicap.”

“Who humiliated you?’, he asked, now more composed.

“There was a guy, had come from Mumbai on a trip with his friends. We met here, in these very woods, and we were so much in love. He had even proposed me, and before I could even tell him about my accident and my handicap, he came to learn of it when I slipped near the lake. He picked up the caliper in both his hands, and threw it over me. He kept spewing venom and I kept crying. I wasn’t even aware when he left, all I remember was a chilly dark night, and my walk back to town alone.”, she was shuddering as she cried and coughed in between.

“And, you thought I will also…”, he spoke softly but didn’t complete.

“Yes, I knew you would also humiliate me. I knew the day you will learn of my secret, you will despise me, hate me.”

Sumit picked up the caliper in both his hands, and kneeled besides her. She was still crying and looking at him with empty eyes. He offered to fix the caliper back her leg, and she extended her amputated leg towards him. He fixed he leg back, and hugged her, tears in his eyes.

“I am really sorry for whatever happened in your past. But now, you will never cry, thats my promise. I love you, and thats all what matters now.”, he said softly as she held him tightly. “I really hope this Tiger Hill is a nice place to get married.”, he said as she closed the door of the car. “Dont worry, I am sure you will love it. The first rays of sun falling on the mountain peaks. Its out of this world” “Any place with you, I love it”, he said and smiled as she smiled back. “We will need to get the tank full. Tiger Hill doesnt have much option of a petrol pump, and its a good distance from here” He nodded and started the engine. After a few minutes they were standing at the next petrol pump.

“Full tank, please”, Sumit said to the only attendant there. As Roshni reached out for her purse, Sumit stopped her.
“Its fine, I can pay this.

You already have paid for all the bookings, the arrangements, my suit, and everything. At least I can pay for petrol.”

“You forgot my dress.”, she smiled mischievously. ”

Of course, your dress. A special mention! See, the point is..out of us two, I am the one with ideas, and you are the one with money. The reason, we are a perfect combination. After marriage, let us buy one more cottage in Siliguri, or Kalimpong.”

“Of course sir, as you say! But, lets move fast as sun will set in almost an hour and it will be dark soon.”

“What the hell!!”, exclaimed Sumit. “Why? What happened?”, asked Roshni, coming out of the tiring slumber.

“Its been only two hours into our journey, and the tank is almost empty.”

“What? How is that possible? We got the tank full, right?”

“Exactly! And the fuel meter says its almost empty!”

“Did you not check it once during the drive? I think I slept the whole time.”

“No, it never occurred to me to check the speed with which fuel meter was dropping because we got enough fuel to last the entire journey. Not even  when I stopped by to relieve myself.”

“You left me alone sleeping in the car? How careless of you, Sumit?”

“Hey! Relax! I kept the AC running, and I was near the car all the time.”

“You could have checked the fuel when you got back! Now what do we gonna do?”

“Relax! I can see some light at a distance. Seems to be some inn or a motel of some sorts.”

The car stopped near the shady guest house. Sumit got out first and opened the door for Roshni. They  entered the dimly lit hall with one bulb hanging over a table behind which an old man was sitting.

“Excuse Me! Is there a petrol pump nearby? We are short of fuel”, said Sumit The old man looked at Sumit, then Roshni and then back at Sumit.

“No, sir! The nearest petrol pump is 10 kms away, and that closes in evening itself. We have very little diesel which we use in generators. I think that would fetch you no purpose.”

“Is there a room available where we can stay for the night? How much would be the cost?”

“We have only room here, sir. That costs 1000 Rs per night. The room has a small balcony and a bathroom attached. Payment will be made in advance.”

Sumit turned to Roshni,”1000 Rs please. I do not have much cash.”

Roshni opened her purse and gave him a 1000 Rs note, while Sumit filled in the details in the hotel register. Roshni entered the room first as her hand searched for the switchboard on the side wall. Sumit walked over to the opposite wall and switched the light on. Roshni looked at him, surprised.

“How did you know the switch was on the opposite wall?”

“I could see it when I entered the room.”

“The room is pitch black with darkness. I wasn’t able to see anything.”

“You must be kidding. There is some faint light from outside and I could see the switchboard, Anyways, how does it matter?”

“Nothing.”

“Anyways, let me ask the receptionist if there is something we can eat, and then get to sleep. The petrol pumps open up at 8 in the morning.”

“I need to go to the washroom.”

Sumit moved across Roshni and opened up a door on the opposite wall and switched on the light.”Here you are”, he said.

“How did you know the bathroom was across the room?”, asked Roshni, surprised.

“What else could it be”, smirked Sumit.

“There are three doors besides the main door, and you were able to identify the one to the bathroom. What if it was the door to the balcony?

“Then I would have tried the next door, sweetheart”, said Sumit assuringly.

Roshni still had signs of  confusion on her face as she looked at Sumit. All of a sudden, there was a knock on the door. Sumit went and opened the door. There was the receptionist with a tray in his hands which  seemed to have food covered by some old looking plates.

“Oh! I was just going to ask you for food. Great that you thought ahead for us.”

“That’s alright sir. I fear the food would be a tad too simple for your liking. Here is some hot Kadhi Chawal for you, sir.”

“Kadhi Chawal?”, asked Roshni, surprised again. She looked at Sumit,

“How did he know that you like Kadhi Chawal”

“Ohh! Come on Roshni”, said Sumit, growing impatient.

“How would I know how was he able to cook up my favourite dish? Maybe that was all what was left with him.”

He turned to the receptionist, his back towards Roshni,

“am I right, sir?”

“Yes, of course.”, he nodded and closed the door behind him….

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Sumit went ahead and hugged Roshni,

“Roshni, why are you getting paranoid? Relax. I think this sudden halt at this place is wearing you out.”

Roshni hugged him back and nodded. She looked at the other two doors.

“The receptionist told one of them is balcony, what about the other one?” she asked. Sumit broke the hug and moved towards the first door. He tried opening it, but the door seemed to be lock.

“This could be the door to some private room. And the other one could be balcony.”

“It’s OK”, she said.

“Let it be.”, she said and slowly moved towards the bathroom. As soon as she moved in, Sumit picked up the receiver of the phone kept in the corner and dialed some number. Roshni wiped her face with the towel kept near the wash basin. She looked into the mirror and dabbled the corners of her eyes. All of a sudden, the power went off, and it was pitch black inside the bathroom.

“Sumit!”; she shouted stuck at where she was but no one responded.

“Sumit!”, she called again, this time louder, but was again met with complete silence. She slowly moved towards the door and tried to move the knob of the door, which seemed to be stuck. She panicked, as the very faint light from the window of the bathroom entered. She held the knob with both her hands and tried to push the door with all her energy. The door seemed to flinch a bit, but was still locked.

“Sumit!”

she shouted at the top of her voice, but no one responded. She stopped for a moment and then used every last bit of energy of her body to push, when the door cracked and opened up. There was darkness all over the room and Sumit, was not there. She slowly moved to where she had kept her bags, until she found them. She quickly brought up her mobile phones, which showed no signals. She activated the flash light of her phone and looked around. The front door seemed to be lock from outside. Feeling suffocated, she moved towards the third door and unlatched it. A very pungent whiff of air hit her hard as she opened the balcony. Covering her nose, she tried to adjust her  eyes to the darkness and look for the source of the smell. After a few seconds, she saw what appeared to be chunks of unearthed soil bunked into huge heaps all over the ground. There were flies and other insects buzzing around the chunks.

“Shit!”, she exclaimed and closed the door behind her. She picked up the knife from the tray the receptionist had brought earlier. Panicked, she started shouting,

“Sumit! Help!”

but no one listened…..

She tried to open the main door, but it was locked heavily from outside. She proceeded to the third door and tired to open it , when with a jerk, the door opened to another room. Surprisingly, this room had a small lit bulb and an wooden almirah on the side.

“Must be powered on by generator”,

she said under her breath and tried to calm herself, as she moved towards the wooden almirah and opened it with a sunken heart. There were almost a dozen caliper legs kept in the almirah, with a date tag attached to each one of them. All of a sudden there was noise outside, the light had came back as Sumit, unlocked the front door with his left hand as he tightly held a pistol in his right hand.

“Roshni!”, he called out, but she didn’t reply.

“Rohni!  Sweetheart! Where are you?”,

he called again with a smooth tone, but there was no reply. His eyes met the third opened door, as he crawled towards it with the pisto placed in front.

“Come on sweetheart! Where are you?”

As he entered the room and took a few steps forward, Roshni jumped from behind and stabbed the knife into Sumit with all her might. A chunk of flesh alongwith blood spurted out as he fell on the floor.

“What the!!”, he exclaimed with pain.

“Have you gone mad?”

“You were trying to kill me! You knew this place! There are dead bodies all over the ground.”

“What dead bodies! Shit!!”, he exclaimed as he saw streams of blood running into his shirt.

“I went out to look for the cause of power outage!”, he tried to speak suppressing the pain.

“I saw a  hound trying to break into the hotel, and shot him with my pistol. I swear I wasnt trying to kill you. I was cautious as I heard your scream”

“You are lying! Lying! Lying!”, she shouted hysterically.

“You are lying from the very first time  you met me. I tried to ignore your lies but you kept on lying! You knew me before meeting in the woods didn’t you? You knew about my handicap?”

“No, Roshni! I swear!”, he started.

“Again you are lying! That’s what you thought, right, that’s what you do! Bring helpless people with calipers here and kill them and keep the calipers as a memento of your bloody victory.”

“Alright, Roshni! I was lying. I knew you before we met in the woods. I knew about your handicap. I still followed and tried to help you because I was lusting for your money. I accept that! But, I was really trying to marry you today and not kill you. God! Why would I kill you.”

“Liar! Pathetic liars! That’s what you men are good at. That’s what you men will always do. You are  lying once again! You came here to kill me!”

, she said as the anger in her grew visually up. Sensing her anger, Sumit jerked all of a sudden and reached towards his gun. Roshni judged his intentions and stabbed Sumit once again in the chest.

“Why do you want to kill me, Roshni”, said Sumit, crying.

“I loved you. I was going to marry you.”

“Because…”, she paused for a moment…….

“You also wanted to kill me.”

, she said and stabbed him one final time. Sumit let out a hoarse cry as his lifeless body let out a final hint of breath. Roshni got up as the receptionist entered the room and dragged the body away. Roshni removed her caliper, attached a note to it, wrote down the date and kept it in the wooden almirah. As she crossed the bridge, she heard him call out for her. She increased her speed as she felt him fast approaching her. She turned all of a sudden as he was taken aback. “Why were you following me?”, she asked. “I saw you walking alone, and just thought of helping you out.” “I don’t need your help. I can manage on my own”, she said, half out of breath. “You go your own way, and I will go on my own….”

-The End

Highest Paying Jobs Without a Degree

Highest Paying Jobs Without a Degree

HIGHEST PAYING JOBS WITH NO COLLEGE DEGREE

I’ve often been told from time to time that entering a skilled trade career is the best way to go if you have no post-secondary education past High School, or even if you didn’t even finish High School. Many of us aren’t happy with our current day jobs, whether the reasons for that are personal or financial.  Not to mention many of us have no jobs at all.  And then there’s the remnant us who aren’t even sure what we want to do with tour lives. All in all, we’re striving to provide a better life for ourselves and our families. They say money doesn’t buy happiness, but it’s for damn sure more comfortable to cry in a new car, than on a bicycle. No worries though, because if there’s a will, there’s always a way. Maybe you want to afford to buy a new house. Maybe you want to save more money or build up enough funds for investing? Perhaps travel the world? Maybe you want a job that REQUIRES travel around the world? What if I told you there are actually Highest Paying Jobs Without a Degree?

Do not fall for the myth that you’ll only be successful if you finish college because common sense, various statistics and real world examples prove otherwise.

Highest Paying Jobs Without a Degree

And don’t forget the painstaking amount of debt you’d be evading. Now if you still seek the degree,  believe me there are a number of alternatives to obtaining a college degree without dealing with the back splash to an extent. In addition, maybe the profession you desire strictly REQUIRES  a college degree. But there’s a reason why you came across this article in the first place right? Now of course college isn’t a negative impulse and it can grant you with knowledge and an unforgettable experience, but it’s simply not for everyone. Hell, it wasn’t for me. In my own experience, I walked down the traditional path of ‘college is the way’ and although I’ve created some wonderful memories, it just didn’t quite work out for me. In fact, college to me was more of a ‘fun factor’, that also taught me some very valuable lessons on life in general. Ultimately, I instead chose a different path which consisted of racking up real world experience with various jobs, self-made projects, collaborations and skill targeted certifications. This all stems from being a self-taught programmer as a teen, and from then on I expanded my expertise. As a result-not only have I worked comfortable paying jobs at a young age, but overtime I acquired hands on, in-demand skills that could help me reach horizons. Not only that but I am self employed with good spending habits and am able to live comfortably off of my own income in unison with my lifestyle. But what if I told you that you could make a healthy salary with no education past High School?  What if I told you that the majority of these high paying careers pay all the way up to $300k+? Here, I have compiled a long list of the highest paying jobs with no college degree needed…

Highest Paying Jobs Without a Degree-
(obviously with the exception of training, extended training, security clearance and/or a cert. or 2 for some careers…) Google any of the jobs listed below for more info and pay-scales. 

2 stars “**” (next to it means that it includes guaranteed travel)
3 stars “***” (next to it means it is a top paying job)

WELDER/ UNDERWATER WELDER***
PROGRAMMER (one of my professions!)**
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
SERVER/BARTENDER (in the right city)
PHARMACY TECHNICIAN
IT RECRUITER
PC TECHNICIAN  (I’m certified in this)
POWER-PLANT OPERATOR
LAND SURVEYING
CURRENCY/STOCK TRADER (one of my professions)***
LIFE-GUARDING
START A BUSINESS!!!**
SPORTSMAN
SALES**
SOFTWARE/WEB DEVELOPMENT**
PRO-GAMER/STREAMER/YOUTUBER
PUBLIC TRANSIT
REAL ESTATE**
RESTAURANT MANAGER
3D ANIMATOR
TRUCK DRIVER
INSURANCE
LONGSHOREMAN (Union Job)
UNDERGROUND TUBE DRIVER (Union job)
CONSTRUCTION
SECURITY
PLUMBING
ELECTRICIAN
UPS DRIVER
SALESMAN
CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT
GARBAGEMAN (The dirty jobs tend to get paid alot more than you’d think due to the fact that people think they’re too ‘purdy’ and ‘smart’ for dirty jobs such as this one….)
CAD DRAFTING
BLOGGER (includes travel!)**
LPN (LICENCED PRACTICAL NURSE)
ANYTHING TO DO WITH OIL & GAS***
WALLSTREET ESCORT***
PARALEGAL
REALTOR***
HAIR STYLIST
CULINARY
RESIDENTIAL WINDOW CLEANING (Especially in a wealthy area/neighborhood)
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE***
FIRE PROTECTION SPRINKLER FITTER
TELECOM
PARTS-MAN APPRENTICESHIP
ANY ENTRY LEVEL POSITION FOR THE FOLLOWING COMPANIES: Att, Cisco, HP, Apple, Microsoft, EMC, NetApp, Oracle, VM ware, Symantec, Intel, Amd, IBM, Lenovo, CommVault, Acer, Toshiba, Sony.
AUDIO ENGINEER/MUSIC PRODUCER (hobby of mine)
AIR FRAME AND POWER-PLANT MECHANIC
IT MANAGER & CONSULTANT
SEWER MAINTENANCE (see Garbageman above)
ENGLISH TEACHER**
CHILDCARE**
SELF-PUBLISHED AUTHOR**
ENTREPRENEUR**
PHOTOGRAPHER** (hobby of mine)
US TAX ADMINISTRATION
GADGET REPAIR (phones, tablets, various devices…)
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT (great starting pay and fast rises in the pay grade)
STRIP CLUB MANAGER
ELECTRICAL LINEMAN
HVAC
POLICEMAN
ICE ROAD TRUCKER
SELF EMPLOYMENT/FREELANCING**
PROJECT MANAGING ENGINEER
CONSULTANT
JOURNEYMAN**
PIPE-FITTER
TRAIN CONDUCTOR (for the railroad)***
RESTAURANT SERVER**
TECHNICAL WRITER
SYSTEM ADMIN (what I went to college for)
CREATE A JOB
FEDERAL BUILDING SECURITY
SHOOTING INSTRUCTOR
MOVIES (ON SET, EDITING OR COMPUTER WORK)**
WATER TREATMENT PLANT OPERATOR
BUSINESS ANALYST
CAR SALES***
FREIGHT BROKERAGE
BABYSITTING
SCAFFOLD BUILDER AND PAINTER
Ever seen the show “DEADLIEST CATCH“? These men work in nightmarish weather conditions catching king crabs. In retrospect, they catch gobs of money as well… ***
POKER DEALER**
FIREMAN
RAILROAD
HACKER (White-hat/ethical)**  *smirk*
AUTOMOTIVE
CHEMICAL OPERATOR***
EMS
MORTGAGE BROKER***
DRAFTSMEN
AIRLINE PILOT (yes, years and years of training  with no degree needed but high paying once accomplished)***
LANDSCAPING
LIGHTING TECHNICIAN
ELEVATOR TECHNICIAN
SOFTWARE ARCHITECT/ENGINEER***
GLAZIER
INVESTMENT ADVISOR/FINANCIAL PLANNER
BIO-MEDICAL EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN
PAINTER
REALTOR
DRAFTING AND DESIGN
PHOTOCOPIER TECHNICIAN
PLANT OPERATOR***
BOUNTY HUNTER
PEST CONTROL
AUTOMOTIVE TECHNICIAN
NAVAL NUCLEAR ENGINEER***
EKG TECHNICIAN
CONSTRUCTION FLAGGER (easy money…)
DATA CENTER TECHNICIAN
GOVERNMENT CIVILIAN CONTRACTOR***
BLACKSMITH/FARRIER
PARAMEDIC
COAL MINE***
INDEPENDENT INSURANCE ADJUSTER
CREMATOR
LOCKSMITH
VIDEO GAME DESIGNER
THE CORAL BUSINESS
ASBESTOS ABATEMENT WORKER
CONVEYOR TECHNICIAN
WASTE-WATER TREATMENT PLANT OPERATOR
SOFTWARE/APP DEVELOPER**
SEO PROFESSIONAL**
TUGBOAT CAPTAIN*** (Easily the HIGHEST paid of the list)
CORRECTIONS OFFICER
ACTUARY
MORTGAGE PROCESSOR
HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR
BILL COLLECTOR
GRAPHIC DESIGNER
BANQUET CAPTAIN (at large hotels)
JOURNALIST
DRYWALL REPAIR
PLC/PAC PROGRAMMING *FOR ROBOTICS*
DENTAL TECHNICIAN
FREIGHT DOCK WORKERS
RETAIL MANAGEMENT
SURGICAL TECH
TELEPHONE ENGINEER
DRYWALL ESTIMATOR
FIRE ALARM TECHNICIAN
MAILMAN

Hopefully by scrolling through the above list, you have a broader idea of what you are trying to achieve career-wise. This is the best list I could find of Highest Paying Jobs Without a Degree. All of the jobs listed above are real, high in demand jobs that will hire anyone with vision and a pulse…. You just have to do the research and homework on your own to become better informed on such careers. Don’t give up people, many times when you feel like you’ve exhausted all options, you come across people, opportunities, or articles like this helping you reach the next step. You have two paths in life, you either take the path of loath and regret, ‘wishing’ you did something sooner, or you believe that there is a staircase waiting for you in which you take that next step.

The worst mistake you can make in life however….is believing that the way the rules are set now is the ONLY way it can be. Don’t fall for that!

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-PeoplesBrain

Keanu Reeves Story & Powerful Message

Keanu Reeves Story & Powerful Message

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The Keanu Reeves Story

Millions of people worldwide are being moved by these deep and soul abiding words from a very iconic actor, none other than the famous Keanu Reeves:

“I cannot be part of a world where men dress their wives as prostitutes by showing everything that should be cherished. Where there is no concept of honor and dignity, and one can only rely on those when they say “I promise” .

Where women do not want children, and men don’t want a family.

Where the suckers believe themselves to be successful behind the wheel of their fathers` cars, and a father who has a little bit of power is trying to prove to you that you’re a nobody.

Where people falsely declare that they believe in God with a shot of alcohol in their hand, and the lack of any understanding of their religion.

Where the concept of jealousy is considered shameful, and modesty is a disadvantage.

Where people forgot about love, but simply looking for the best partner.

Where people repair every rustle of their car, not sparing any money nor time, and themselves , they look so poor that only an expensive car can hide it.

Where the boys waste their parents money in nightclubs, aping under the primitive sounds, and girls fall in love with them for this.

Where men and women are no longer ago identifiable and where all this together is called freedom of choice, but for those who choose a different path-get branded as retarded despots.

I choose my path, but it’s a pity that I did not find similar understanding in the people among whom I wished to find it most of all … “

~ Keanu Reeves

The Best Usage For Hydrogen Peroxide

The Best Usage For Hydrogen Peroxide

The Best Usage for Hydrogen Peroxide

If you’re like me, and you grew up with a mother and grandmother who practiced homeopathy and natural medicine; you remember irritable things like castor oil and hydrogen peroxide. But we didn’t really understand the best usage for Hydrogen Peroxide. When it came down to looks, smell and taste, it was NO fun. As children, these are things that we despised and it was only until adulthood once we actually discovered the importance of such remedies. Health, nutrition, and wellness is extremely vital for human life. It always has, and always will be. But not everyone believes in the true power that lies in these natural health practices. Why is that???

People have to understand that in the realm of Medicine, it breaks down into two different categories- natural medicine, and Pharmaceuticals. One comes with a cure, the other comes with a price to pay. And not to mention, according to statistics- one also causes tons more deaths than the other. Let’s analyze the chart below and have a good look at the reality of all this shall we?

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As you can see in the picture above, pharmaceuticals cause about 25x times MORE annual deaths than actual firearms which were created for the sole purpose to kill. Mike Adams, author of the Health Ranger and Editor of NaturalNews.com states that,

“You are 64 times more likely to be killed by your doctor than by someone else wielding a gun. That’s because 19,766 of the total 31,940 gun deaths in the USA (in the year 2011) were suicides. So the actual number of deaths from other people shooting you is only 12,174.

Doctors, comparatively, kill 783,936 people each year, which is 64 times higher than 12,174. Doctors shoot you not with bullets, but with vaccines, chemotherapy and pharmaceuticals… all of which turn out to be FAR more deadly than guns.

This is especially amazing, given that there are just under 700,000 doctors in America, while there are roughly about 80 million gun owners in America..”
Infographic @: http://www.naturalnews.com/Infographic-Firearms-vs-Doctors-Drugs.html Thursday, January 31, 2013
by Mike Adams,

These statistics should not be slept on….they also shouldn’t be too much of a shock to you, as most of us are already aware of all the negatives of medication side-affects. But if it is a shock to you, keep reading along….

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Homeopathic medicine is definitely on the rise in these times, as people are turning towards an easier and more cost effective holistic approach to their sicknesses/illnesses. Traditional Chinese Medicine is also a booming practice of alternative medicine as the results of such practices have proved to be astounding over thousands of years. Traditional Chinese Medicine dates far back during the Shang dynasty (14th–11th centuries BCE) and is still practiced to date.  This is proof that holistic health care would be a good alternative to turn to if you are experiencing no positive results with the default, ‘prescribe and sign’ method. People have to understand that in a world long before doctors or anything tethered to the medical industry even existed, humans relied on the natural planetary substances of the Earth to heal their sicknesses. I also strongly recommend you to check out The “Essene Gospel of Peace” series in its entirety, covers an extreme deeper understanding of Mother Nature, the importance of health and fasting

But what is the main ‘cure’ to all health ailments? What if a grand number of health ailments could be cured and prevented with only ONE main product? Well ladies and gentlemen this may not be the absolute answer, but it’s a damn good  Modus Operandi….

 

What is Hydrogen Peroxide?

Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) has proven to be one of the most powerful, cost-effective natural health products in the world. By clicking here, you will see a list of the many benefits that Hydrogen Peroxide has to offer. There’s a lot more to Hydrogen Peroxide than being just a fizzing liquid in a brown bottle! Hydrogen Peroxide is also often talked about in Natural Health Magazines. The point I’m trying to convey is that Hydrogen Peroxide uses are EXTREMELY important to include in your life…

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What does Hydrogen Peroxide Do?

When I was a child, whenever I got sick and had allergies, my mother would force me to fill a cap-full of Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) and pour it in one ear, tilt my head let it fizz, then once the fizzing stopped, I’d tilt my head and let the gunk remains drain out while I repeated the process in the other ear. To my amazement, not only did this treat all of my allergies with haste, but I later found out that this is the perfect remedy for treating colds, flu, and infections. If done daily, you should notice a SIGNIFICANT improvement in whatever sicknesses/illnesses you may have. I believe the science behind this is what my mother once told me: saying that the ears, nose and throat are all connected and if one is affected, it infects the others which causes a myriad of problems.  Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) is a germicidal agent which produces what is called “Oxidation”. It kills microorganisms by oxidizing them. And oxidation is quite powerful as it can be deemed a highly effective, natural sanitizer. This is the reason for the fizzing when Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) comes in contact with just about anything. You’d be surprised to know that ‘EAR HEALTH’ is just as important as any other part of your body!!!

Hydrogen Peroxide Uses

IMPORTANT: WHY 35% FOODGRADE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS IMPORTANT. (AVOID THE BROWN-BOTTLE RETAIL VERSION)

If you take a look at my Youtube video and look below in the comments, you will see many testimonials of the positive benefits that Hydrogen Peroxide has had on the lives of many. However, it is important to make note that there is a major underlying difference between RETAIL BASED Hydrogen Peroxide and 35% FOOD GRADE Hydrogen Peroxide. Allow one of my commenters to share with you his outtake.

 

“It must be 35% food grade H2o2. Over the counter, peroxide has heavy metal stabilizers so only use 35% food grade! It must be diluted in 8-12 oz distilled water 25 drops of H2o2….it works. I am living proof as I walk on my own…I was told by Dr’s that I would be in a wheelchair then quadriplegic due to being diagnosed with secondary progressive multiple sclerosis….35% H2o2 has held this all off. It increases cellular oxygen….it works for MS 100%…”

If you would like to purchase a bottle of  35% FOODGRADE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE (non retail), click the image below:

 

Furthermore, to wrap all of this up in one spot, some years back I came across a very well-written, mind blowing and informative book on the science behind Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) the best usage for Hydrogen Peroxide Ever since I bought this book and read through it, it COMPLETELY changed my life as Hydrogen Peroxide is now my #1 go to natural remedy which can be found in mostly all health food stores and most retailers. It is a MUST HAVE!!! The book is titled:

The One-Minute Cure:

“The Secret to Healing Virtually All Diseases”

by Madison Cavanaugh

 

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Buy the Book here

 

Over the years I have tried to share this book with as many people as possible. That includes friends, family, strangers, anyone. Now I want to share it with the readers of my blog so they can understand the importance of Remedial Hydrogen Peroxide practices. Check out this very deep quote below from the Author, Madison Cavanaugh herself…taken from the first 2 pages of the book:

“Over the last seven centuries, we as a society have been programmed to regard the curing or healing of disease as a perplexing and complicated science that is best left in the hands of medical practitioners. As a result, we’ve come to rely almost exclusively on the information that is dispensed to us by doctors and health care providers who are themselves usually uninformed about alternative healing options that may be better for treating diseases than the standard medical treatments consisting of drugs, surgery, radiation or other What you’re about to learn from this book is a simple, inexpensive therapy that can be self-administered at home in less than a minute—and costs about 11⁄2 cents per day. An estimated 15,000 European medical doctors, naturopaths and homeopaths have provided this powerful therapy to over 10 million people over the past 70 years to treat over 50 different diseases, but in the U.S., it has been relatively unknown because of reasons that will become clear as you read the rest of this book.”

This quote is proof of everything that I’ve stated throughout this post. Purchase and read through this book and enjoy being ahead of about 90% of the worlds population including the medical industry in knowledge of proper health procedures & techniques.

Well that’s it for now. I hope you enjoyed reading my post, “Hydrogen Peroxide? The secret cure for ALL diseases?”.  Don’t forget to click any of the embedded links within this post for more info. Hopefully by now you have acquired an eye-opening concept of health that refreshes your ideas on what you defaultly believe to be the cure to all sicknesses, illnesses and diseases. Even for diabetics, there are some GREAT practices of natural medicine for reversing diabetes. It doesn’t matter if you have allergies, the flu, an infection, if you’re a Diabetic experiencing complications of diabetes, or even experiencing pre diabetic symptoms like type 1 diabetes symptoms or type 2 diabetes symptoms, hygiene issues or any other problem to your health and livelihood.  Try these methods and apply the best usage for Hydrogen Peroxide and let the results speak for themselves!!! Thanks for reading. 🙂

“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise”
~Benjamin Franklin

HILARIOUS AT&T call. (Call script) -By Byron

HILARIOUS AT&T call. (Call script) -By Byron

One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it
does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table
only to be interrupted by a phone call from a
telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try
to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was
from AT&T and it went something like this:
(swallowing)

Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T...
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes This is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron
please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on.

At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5
minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have
hung up the phone. I ate my salad.  Much to my
surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were
still waiting.

Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Byron?
Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company.
Me: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today Mr. Byron.
Me: Well whatever it is,  I'm really not interested but
thanks for calling. When you are not interested in
something, I don't think you can express yourself any
plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested", but
this lady was persistent.

AT&T: Mr. Byron we would like to offer you 10 cents a
minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of
10 cents a minute but she at no time used the word
rate. I could clearly see that it was time to whip out
the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering.

Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my
interest) Yes sir that's right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's
amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
Me: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or
just one big one at the end of the year for the full
$52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a
cash advance?

AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to
$144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm
just interested in knowing how you will be making
payment.

AT&T: Oh no sir I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You
pay us 10 cents a minute.
Me: Wait a minute here!!! Didn't you say you'd give me
10 cents a  minute. Are you sure this is AT&T?
AT&T: Well, yes this is AT&T sir but......
Me: But nothing, how do you figure that by saying that
you'll  give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10
cents a minute?  Is this some kind of subliminal
telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this
in the Enquirer you know. Don't use your alien
brainwashing techniques on me.

AT&T: No sir we are offering 10 cents a minute for.....
Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor
please!
AT&T: Sir I don't think that is necessary.
Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later?
AT&T: What?
Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes Mr. Byron. Please hold. So now AT&T has me on
hold and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat
while I'm waiting for a supervisor.  After a wait of a
few minutes and while I have a mouth full of food:

Supervisor: Mr. Byron?
Me: Yeth?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite
understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth?
Supervisor: Yes sir, it sure is.

I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all
I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be
careful not to produce a snort.
Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get
back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to
the person who was helping you.
Me: Thank you.

I was on hold once again and managed a few more
mouthfuls.  I needed to end this conversation.
Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at
the other end of the phone.

AT&T: Hello Mr. Byron, I understand that you are
interested in signing up for our plan?
Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because
you can never have enough friends and I'm an only child
and I'd really like to have a little brother...AT&T: (click)

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